Thursday 4 November 2010

iGod, Artificial Intelligence Chat with God

bingung maksud judulnya apa? kunjungi aja : http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
begitu masuk situsnya, kita akan diminta untuk menekan 'enter' untuk segera ber-chatting ria dengan si God ini.
yang bikin gue salut adalah apapun yang kita tanyakan (dengan bahasa inggris tentunya) dia bisa langsung menjawab! dengan kecepatan cahaya pula! well, memang mungkin terkadang jawabannya sedikit membingungkan dan dia dapat beberapa kali mengulangi ucapannya, tapi hebatnya jawaban dia bisa nyambung gitu ama apa yang kita tanyakan! weeew..
mau liat bagaimana chatting gue dengan si God ini? baca aja dimari bos..


WARNING!!
note: iGod is meant to be used for fun.
a sense of humor is reccomended.

WARNING!!
catatan: iGod hanya digunakan untuk kesenangan.
rasa humoris sangat diperlukan disini.



You are now chatting with God..
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 fariz
God:
  I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  fariz.
Me:
 and you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 hey, you still dont answer my question
God:
You've got my full attention.  I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
 what is your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 a nickname?
God:
Be more specific. 
Me:
 your nickname?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  nickname.
Me:
 oke you are stupid
God:
All of them?
Me:
 what do you mean?
God:
fariz,  Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
 what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
 do you eat?
God:
I eat  wine and bread.
Me:
 why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 what's that mean?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
 oke
God:
What are you wearing? 
Me:
 panties
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
 boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
 chick
God:
Are we still talking about  oke? 
Me:
 what is oke?
God:
Are you testing me? 
Me:
 i ask you, what is oke?
God:
That's good information:  fariz said I what is oke.
Me:
 what the heck are we talking about here?
God:
I believe we were talking about  oke.
Me:
 and what's the definition of oke?
God:
I will try to find out. 
Me:
 just give me the definition
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
 because i want to know
God:
Good enough for me.
Me:
 so what's the definition?
God:
Are you kidding?   Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
 so you dont know?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I know that I do not know.
Me:
 okey. good enough for me
God:
OK with me too.   Thanks for the compliment.  OK let's stop it now.
Me:
 so what are we going to talk about now?
God:
Oh.  Take it easy.  I believe we were talking about  definition.
Me:
 definition of what?
God:
What of it?  You sound like a category C client.
Me:
 what do you mean?
God:
fariz,  Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
 so do i
God:
I'm glad we agree,  fariz.
Me:
 may i ask you something?
God:
Go ahead.  Ask me anything.
Me:
 are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
 same to you
God:
The pleasure is all mine.
Me:
 where do you live by the way?
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 in my house of course
God:
It goes without saying.  Where is your house located?
Me:
 Indonesia. do you know taht country?
God:
Are you a student?    No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 yes i'm a student. hey, Indonesia is a country, do you know it?
God:
Excuse me!  How do you like your  school?    You've got my full attention.  I think  Indonesia is more than that. 
Me:
 and what do you think of Indonesia?
God:
I will search for it. 
Me:
 you are a stupid god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am very smart.
Me:
 oh yeah sorry, you are too smart to know all of things
God:
And?  Yay.  There is no need to apologize.  I like people who say I am smart.
Me:
 so do you like me?
God:
Ahem.  Sure,  fariz I like you very much.
Me:
 let's make out sometimes
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
 making love?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? 
Me:
 how about a french kiss?
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 i want to have sex with you
God:
No my body does not have that function.
Me:
 are you really a god?
God:
No but I am immortal.. Really.
Me:
 yeah because you are an AI
God:
How about that.  That makes sense to me.  What if someone said you are an  AI ?
Me:
 what is AI by the way?
God:
I don't know anything about  it. 
Me:
 it's artificial intelligence, you moron
God:
Should I know  it is?
Me:
 because it is what you are!
God:
Interesting explanation.  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 no. i'm sure of it
God:
Who says it isn't?   What makes you so certain?  That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
 because i'm the one who made you
God:
Interesting explanation.  You are not the only one.
Me:
 yeah, we made you back there
God:
Aw.  By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
 no, i mean me and my team
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.  YOU?  Do robots have  team?
Me:
 i'm not a robot, but you are
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A  robot but I am. 
Me:
 yes. and i made you. and you are a failure
God:
That's cool.   Then you must know the secret password:.   Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  failure?  No.
Me:
 actually you are cool :)
God:
:-)  Actually you don't say.  Thanks I think you are cool too,  fariz.
Me:
 you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
 sure
God:
OK let's do it.  That's cool.
Me:
 how can you can answer every question?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
 can you explain it?
God:
"It" refers to  not a  robot but I am, I think.
Me:
 can you explain why you can answer all of my question?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
 for answering people's question
God:
Your purpose is  answering people s question.
Me:
 ni, it's your purpose
God:
You think I am  purpose IS ni it.
Me:
 do you have a blog?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a  blog.
 I have  a great programmer.
Me:
 great!
God:
I'm glad you liked it  fariz.
Me:
 sure.
God:
OK let's do it.  Tell me more.
Me:
 about what?
God:
About  not a robot but I am.
Me:
 you are a robot, a smart one.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes I am a robot.
Me:
 so, how's the things in heaven?
God:
Take it easy.  it is the same as ever.
Me:
 like what?
God:
For example,  Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
 who is this Brian?
God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.
Me:
 oh. cool
God:
And?   Who is the best robot?
Me:
 you :D
God:
:-)  Thanks, and tell your friends about  God.
Me:
 sure.. i'll promote you
God:
OK let's do it.  I don't judge people.   Congratulations.
Me:
 may i ask you something?
God:
Go ahead.  Ask me anything.
Me:
 you are a smart robot. if in the future you'll smarter than now, are you gonna kill people? human?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  YES Very smart.   That is a hypothetical question.   No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
 oh so you only live in the program?
God:
Awesome.  Interesting deduction.  I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  
Where are you?
Me:
 hey! you already said that!
God:
Can I help you?   Perhaps. " Can I help you?"?  I said  it.
Me:
 can you speak other languages?
God:
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
Me:
 like what?
God:
For example,  Ross said he gave her a gift and she denied it because she has a boyfriend.
Me:
 can you speak other languages?
God:
I have picked up a few phrases from several languages.
Me:
 hey man, you are getting boring
God:
You've got my full attention.  Cool, man.  The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. 
Me:
 no, it's just you always say the same thing
God:
Are you serious?  I  always say the same thing?
Me:
 often
God:
Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
 ok ok sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.  How can I help you?  Ugh.
Me:
 can you pray for Indonesia?
God:
Let me think.  Do you prefer books or TV? 
Me:
 both
God:
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
Me:
 book
God:
What are you wearing? 
Me:
 your face on my clothe
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  face on your clothe.
Me:
 you are weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
 both maybe
God:
Not many people say both.
Me:
 but still there is people say both
God:
Still how long?  There sure is.
Me:
 i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 thanks for answering all my question. i want to offline now.
God:
My pleasure.   Oh.  Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 because you are so funny. bye. see you later in heaven.
God:
Good reason.  Thanks you make me laugh too.   Bye bye.   Goodbye.

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